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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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