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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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