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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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