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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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