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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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