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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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