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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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