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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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