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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Loki eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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