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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Widget eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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