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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Widget eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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