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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ziggy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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