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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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