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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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