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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jenkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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