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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Misty eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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