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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maggie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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