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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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