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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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