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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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