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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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