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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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