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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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