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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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