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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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