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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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