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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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