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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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