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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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