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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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