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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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