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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luna eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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