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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luna eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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