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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Millie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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