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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Millie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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