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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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