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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Lola eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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