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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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