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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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