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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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