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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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