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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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