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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Molly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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