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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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