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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Smeagol eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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