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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Voldemort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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