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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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