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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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