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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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