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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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