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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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