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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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