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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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