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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Weasley eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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