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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Weasley eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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