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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Akira eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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