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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Kirk eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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