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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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