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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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