Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.