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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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