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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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