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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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