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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Princess eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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