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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Piper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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