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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Piper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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