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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Izzy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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