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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Izzy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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