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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Izzy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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