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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ginger eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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