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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Minnie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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