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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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