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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Missy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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